WoRD$ Women Use

1/19/2007 08:56:00 PM / /






FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something,"
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that
a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when
you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say you're welcome.

Menurut gw, agak nyerempet ke makhluk Venus sih ???
Moga aja, bisa jadi WARNING to Makhluk Mars
Mudah2an bisa dimaklumi (whehehehehe...)
^_^

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5 comments:

Anonymous on Sunday, January 21, 2007 11:17:00 PM

gimana ya..
abisnya ngga pernah ketemu ma cewek yg pake words semacam itu ke aku..
versi bahasa indonesianya ada ndak?
hehe..

Comment by aryo on Monday, January 22, 2007 11:00:00 PM

wah, kok podo nip... :D

tapi kalo yang terakhir (thanks) rasanya sering deh, hi hi hi :P

Anonymous on Tuesday, January 23, 2007 11:06:00 PM

anehan mana, makhluk mars atow makhluk venus?

venus dey kayaknya :p
so complicated

kayak kata Luna Maya saat wawancara
"saya ini aneh dan kompleks makanya cowo yg bisa ngertiin saya cuma cowo yg sama anehnya seperti saya,"

Comment by aryo on Thursday, January 25, 2007 2:01:00 AM

jadi ingat pas nonton konsernya rif di uny.

waktu itu si andi nanya ama penonton... kalo mars planet cowok, kalo planet cewek apa ya?

penonton kiranya si andi guyon, makanya mereka serempak jawab "planet mbak!"

eee, ga tahunya si andi serius, "salah! planetnya cewek itu venus!"

oalah... serius amat :D

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